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The Play's the Thing Lines and Best Choices

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This is a guide to the quest titled The Play's the Thing from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Read on for information on objectives and possible rewards, what lines to say during the play, as well as useful tips and strategies for completing the quest.

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A Favor for Radovid The Play's the Thing A Poet Under Pressure

The Play's the Thing Rewards and Basic Information

Basic Information

Quest Number 25
Region Novigrad
Quest Location Novigrad
Previous Quest A Favor for Radovid
Next Quest A Poet Under Pressure

Rewards

Gold Reward None
Exp Reward 360 (maximum possible)
Item Reward None


The Play's the Thing Main Objectives

Objectives
1 Go to the Kingfisher Inn and talk to Priscilla.
2 Choose any title for the play. When choosing the genre, we recommend choosing comedy. You will receive 300 XP after.
3 Go to Irene Renarde. She is found at the theater south of Hierarch Square. Purchase a ticket for 50 crowns to get in.
4 Go to the marked location at the docks and talk to Sofus the Bull. You can choose to pay him 70 crowns or fight him and Hal. However, if you lose the fight you will have to pay 140 crowns.
5 Go talk to the Puffins marked east of Hierarch Square.
This objective is optional but is recommended to do as it will give some XP and will increase the crowns and XP earned from the play.
6 Get rid of the thugs harassing the Puffins. You can pay them 50 crowns, fight them or use Axii dialogue choice. Any option you choose will end up with you fighting them. Axii is recommended as it will give you 40 XP. When fighting them you will only need to kill one of them to end the fight.You will earn 150 XP after.
7 Talk to Irene again to start the play. Choose Priscilla as the princess and Abelard as the prince for the best outcome.
8 When the play starts choose the following dialogue for the highest reward:
To slay beasts most foul
Perhaps 'midst the guests
Seems men's hearts
But a base heart
No monster is he
If you get all your lines right you will get 150 XP added to your final reward.
If you chose for the play to be a drama, a riot will break out and you will have to defeat 8 enemies. Receive 500 XP after the play.

What Lines to Say During the Play

Pick These Lines for the Best Rewards

Here are the lines in order to get the best outcome for the play:

  • To slay the beasts most foul
  • Perhaps 'midst the guests
  • Seems men's hearts
  • But a base heart
  • No monster is he

Choosing these lines will give you the most XP and Crowns at the end of the quest.

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All Act 1 Quests

No. Quest Title Location Sugg. Level
6 The Nilfgaardian Connection Velen 5
7 Bloody Baron Crow's Perch 6
8 Ciri's Story: The King of the Wolves Lindenvale 5
9 Family Matters Crow's Perch 6
10 A Princess in Distress Blackbough 5
11 Ciri's Story: The Race Velen 5
12 Ciri's Story: Out of the Shadows Abandoned Tower 5
13 Hunting a Witch Midcopse 5
14 Wandering in the Dark Byways 6
15 Ladies of the Wood Crookback Bog 6
16 The Whispering Hillock Ancient Oak 5
17 Ciri's Story: Fleeing the Bog Crookback Bog 5
18 Pyres of Novigrad Novigrad 10
19 Novigrad Dreaming Novigrad 7
20 Broken Flowers Novigrad 11
21 Get Junior Novigrad 12
22 Ciri's Story: Visiting Junior Novigrad 9
23 Count Reuven's Treasure Novigrad 12
24 A Favor for Radovid Oxenfurt Harbor 9
25 The Play's the Thing Novigrad 11
26 A Poet Under Pressure Novigrad 13
27 Ciri's Story: Breakneck Speed Novigrad 11
28 Destination: Skellige Novigrad 16
29 The King is Dead – Long Live the King Kaer Trolde 16
30 Echoes of the Past Ard Skellig 17
31 Missing Persons Lofoten 15
32 Nameless Freya's Garden 14
33 Ciri's Story: The Calm Before the Storm Lofoten 14

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