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Clark Jason Kong is a true multi-classed legend, balancing a love for drama with technical knowledge and skills. Read our review to see what it did well, what it didn't do well, and if it's worth buying. (Yes, it, because I'm still wondering how they’re human).
This review is brought to you by Allisandra Reyes and Charlene Sarmiento.
Disclaimer: The writers crafted this entirely during their free time—no company hours were harmed in the making of this tribute
Clark Jason Kong Review Overview
What is Clark Jason Kong?
Clark Jason Kong, a.k.a Jason, is a wolf in sheep’s clothing—they’re very kind when talking to your face, stay a moment longer and you’ll be at the receiving end of their sharp comebacks (very Regina George of them tbh). They’ve been the unsung hero of the team, always asking the questions we were too shy to ask and sharing their hard-earned wisdom without hesitation.
Clark Jason Kong features:
⚫︎ Boulders
⚫︎ Endless Supply of Mogu-Mogu
⚫︎ Roasts
⚫︎ Colorblind-ness
⚫︎ Libra Energy
For more gameplay details, read everything we know about Clark Jason Kong's gameplay and story.
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Clark Jason Kong Pros & Cons
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 Will Force You to Learn the Ropes Expert at Vibe Checks Great Social Butterfly Can and Will Out Perform Everyone |
Will Force You to Learn the Ropes Thinks Trauma Bonding is a Good Thing Holds Grudges Is Now Leaving Us |
Clark Jason Kong Overall Score - 90/100
A multi-classed expert in both chaos and camaraderie. An irreplaceable party member with maxed-out charisma and a unique skill tree full of gossip, guidance, and good vibes. Please recruit again.
Clark Jason Kong Story - 10/10
From whispered secrets to legendary office tales, Jason’s knowledge of Game8 News Team lore is vast and ever-growing. That’s why their hair is so long, it’s full of secrets—and maybe some stress, but mostly secrets.
Clark Jason Kong Gameplay - 7/10
Constantly on the edge, fueled by adrenaline and God knows what. A master of the "Efficient Excel" mini-game, turning confusion into clarity. Will try to drag you anywhere and everywhere, effects vary from person to person.
Clark Jason Kong Visuals - 9/10
A true master of photography… but only for scenic landscapes, never for people.
Clark Jason Kong Audio - 9/10
Fantastic taste in music, always a vibe. Docked one point for the absolute refusal to indulge in musicals.
Clark Jason Kong Value for Money - Sometimes 0, sometimes 10, no in-between/10
Generous with knowledge, ruthless with dragging you into adventures. Offers premium Excel skills for free, but sometimes you’ll pay with your sanity. Truly a high-risk, high-reward investment.
Clark Jason Kong Review: GOATed Game8er
Clark Jason Kong is the definition of chaotic good—a presence who can flip between sage mentor and roguish instigator at a moment’s notice. Need Excel magic? They’ve got you covered. Got gossip? They probably know it first. With hair full of secrets and an opener that's usually disarming (right before they roast you), Jason has been both a guide and a wild card for the News Team. They’ve dragged us into unforgettable adventures and made even the most stressful days a little more bearable.
Even if you’re completely new to the company, Jason treats you like an old friend, evoking a warm and welcoming atmosphere. The more you get to know him, the more his true colors show—still amiable, yes, but now with a healthy dose of sarcasm and friendly roasting that guarantees to kick a laugh out of you every time.
Don’t let their friendship fool you though, this person holds grudges for a long time. I’m still not entirely sure they’ve forgiven us for failing to save them a seat during the 2024 Christmas party. Most likely we’ll never be able to live it down for as long as we all live.
In a workplace that can sometimes feel like a whirlwind, Clark Jason Kong is both the eye of the storm and the wind that keeps things interesting. They’re the friend who’ll stay up with you to meet a deadline at 11:59 p.m., then roast your take at 12:01 a.m. They’ll remember your favorite snack, your subpar karaoke performance, and, unfortunately, that one time you left them without a seat at the Christmas party.
So here’s to Jason—chaotic good personified, the embodiment of "I’ve got your back" with just enough "I will absolutely make fun of you" to keep things fun. May your secrets stay safe (in your hair), your grudges light, and your automation skills continue to defy the laws of logic.
Is Clark Jason Kong Worth It?
Absolutely. Need I Say More?
Clark Jason Kong is a rare find—a mix of wisdom, chaos, and genuine kindness wrapped up in one unforgettable package. Whether you’re getting Excel tips, life advice, or just a solid roast, every moment is worth it. It sucks to see them go, but whoever gets them next is in for a wild ride.
We’ll miss you, Jason.
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Clark Jason Kong FAQ
Is Clark Jason Kong Chinese?
Idk, maybe if you ask him he’ll remind you for the thousandth time that he’s the only Chinese writer on the team.
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Clark Jason Kong Product Information
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| Title | CLARK JASON KONG |
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| Release Date | August 22, 2023 (First Day), May 15, 2025 (Last Day) |
| Developer | ...parents? |
| Publisher | uhhh, how does one publish a person |
| Supported Platforms | PC (Steam, Epic, GOG), PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch |
| Genre | Writer, Programmer, Artist, Climber, Stupid |
| Number of Players | 1 (Physically), 7 (Schizophrenically) |
| ESRB Rating | ageless, timeless, but not backpainless |
| Official Website | Clark Jason Kong Website |
